Bwahahaha! Last line, man, that definitely made the fic. :)
So... It has finally become clear to me that my imagination is limited to the hackneyed plots I grew up with on television, and that my emotional perception is severely hampered by the fact that I'm a bitter, misanthropic old crone. Even in the GW fandom there are so many writers that just wipe the floor with me, it makes me sick.
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Maybe it's the pitiable hope that someone will read it and sympathize. My friend Matt thinks it's completely pathetic that people do that, and I agree that it's totally egotistical (and probably somehow passive-aggressive), but I'm nothing if not shallow and self-obsessed, so I guess it's perfect for me. : P
At the risk of sounding off-the-wall sketchy, I also want to say that I've also been really enjoying reading your personal life rants, because it seriously feels like I'm reading my own inner monologue. Where I'm feeling bad about myself, but I'm also laughing at myself for feeling bad at myself, but still feeling bad about myself. Life. What a joy, haha!
Well, never fear, you are one of the GW writers who could wipe the floor with ME! And I'm sure there's some sad little Mary Sue writer out there I could wipe the floor with too...somewhere...lol. ;P
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So... It has finally become clear to me that my imagination is limited to the hackneyed plots I grew up with on television, and that my emotional perception is severely hampered by the fact that I'm a bitter, misanthropic old crone. Even in the GW fandom there are so many writers that just wipe the floor with me, it makes me sick.
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Maybe it's the pitiable hope that someone will read it and sympathize. My friend Matt thinks it's completely pathetic that people do that, and I agree that it's totally egotistical (and probably somehow passive-aggressive), but I'm nothing if not shallow and self-obsessed, so I guess it's perfect for me. : P
At the risk of sounding off-the-wall sketchy, I also want to say that I've also been really enjoying reading your personal life rants, because it seriously feels like I'm reading my own inner monologue. Where I'm feeling bad about myself, but I'm also laughing at myself for feeling bad at myself, but still feeling bad about myself. Life. What a joy, haha!
Well, never fear, you are one of the GW writers who could wipe the floor with ME! And I'm sure there's some sad little Mary Sue writer out there I could wipe the floor with too...somewhere...lol. ;P