Defeated by toast...

So, I wanted a quick breakfast before hitting the road this morning. Threw a bagel in the toaster cuz it's been in the fridge and is a bit mushy... but I'm out of butter. But you can't have a toasted bread product without a spread on top of it - it's like a law of nature or something - so I considered jam/jelly, but then it's already a blueberry bagel so I thought another fruit aspect would be too much - so I chose peanut butter - huh?? I hate peanut butter!!! And it really doesn't help with the dry toast thing!! HELLLOOOOO???

I'm a TOTAL IDIOT!! Anyway, gotta go...